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Sept 6 — What is one thing you would never do, and why?
Do What? Out Of A Plane?
I don’t care if you are the pilot, you can’t make me . . .
Sep 6, 2022
Oh, really? You think smiling is going to work, do you? I will not throw a perfectly good @%$ out of your plane. And that’s final. Have you ever heard the popular expression: “Why would I jump out of a perfectly good airplane?”
Oh, really? So, you think smiling is going to work, do you? I will not throw a perfectly good ass out of your plane. And that’s final.I see; if the aircraft has stopped next to the hanger, I’ll do it under one condition. I will not wear a parachute. And that’s final.