Oh my. At least you had the good cents NOT to publish after five versions and then go back.

Embarrassed? I was. I asked people to read it. What was I thinking. I'm sure that those that agreed to are now questioning their own sanity. Mine was never in doubt. I must have been and still am insane to think I knew better.

I still can't face my first and I published it.

Oh, nice job on this article. I needed the humor.